Voice Testing: Open to Whoever

[datastream]

[Whatever electronic device you happen to be looking at, whether it be a tv, your phone, a hologram, or whatever else you might have on hand, Ene is suddenly on it. She is literally hovering over all of your windows and looking straight at you from within the screen. She might look like a strange new virus, or she might be a familiar sight at this point. In any case, she appears to be pouting. Her message is short and simple.]

Hey! [Pout pout huff.] I'm bo~red!

[Obviously you should do something about it!]

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[duplicitoussight]

Eh? [Hey, he was busy watching a video here!] Well, well, there isn't much I can do about it, is there?

[datastream]

Ehhh... [IGNORED.] Hey, what were you watching? [Don't mind her as she presses play and turns the volume up for her optimal viewing.]

[duplicitoussight]

Hey, wait a minute--!

[It's an INTENSE ACTION MOVIE full of testosterone and explosions and scantily clad women. If Kido hears the heavy guitar rifts blaring, he's definitely going to get punched. He jabs at the pause button.]

My phone isn't a movie theater. Sorry, sorry, no free viewings!

[datastream]

Wow! That looks really cool!

[She's always loved movies like this. The action effects always enthralled and excited her! She wants to see more!]

Are there guns? I want to see~!

[And she presses play again, this time turning it up even louder. It's like she doesn't care.]

[duplicitoussight]

[Has Kano met his match??? This is actually annoying. Time to do what he does best: lie.]

Ah, Ene! Wouldn't you like to see something more interesting...? On second thought... forget it, forget it! I shouldn't be telling you.

[datastream]

...Ehhh?! Something more interesting than this? What is it? Tell me!

[What an easy loser.]

[duplicitoussight]

[That trademark smirk of his is back.]

No, no, I couldn't do that! I promised to keep it a secret--Kido would kill me if I broke it~

[datastream]

You can show me! I promise I won't tell her~!

[This is a lie. She'll probably "let it slip" within a day, but you know.]

[duplicitoussight]

Well... if Ene says she'll keep it a secret...!

[He lowers his voice.] I heard that Kido keeps a stash of embarrassing photos somewhere in her computer, ku ku~