Yup! Hang on, hang on. Let me open it, all right? [He opens up a couple of folders, searching for the game file. When he finds it, he opens that. It's a sort of first-person shooter.]
[He watches her play for a minute or so to make sure that she's occupied. When he's sure that her attention is fixed, he clicks around, acting as though he's surfing the web or something while she does her thing.
Then, without warning, he suddenly shuts off the connection to the network and sets the tablet down.]
Really? [Kano speaks up, still out of sight.] That's a real dilemma then, isn't it? If I don't get the internet working again, Ene'll be stuck in my tablet!
[She tumbles along with the tablet, and since it lands face down...it's suddenly very dark!]
Hey! ...Hey! Fox-face, this isn't funny! Did you throw me in the garbage!? That's really disrespectful! [He probably can't even hear her since the speakers are muffled now, but she's yelling anyway!] What's wrong with you?!
[He ignores her as he ties up the trash bag and hoists it up like he's carrying groceries. He even slings her over his shoulder.] Ah, what's that~? I can't hear Ene very well!
Fox-face! Let me out of this thing! Where are you going?!
[Ene's starting to panic a little. Are you serious? What's wrong with this guy? He's never been like this before, has he? Is he seriously going to leave her here? ...With no escape? What if no one ever finds her and it goes dead? What then? She'll be stuck in darkness.
[The only answer Ene gets is cheerful humming. He even dares to swing the bag a bit and to hop down the stairs as he leaves his apartment. There's no point in talking to her--it's not like she can do anything in her anger, either.
Eventually, he makes his way to where Kisaragi's apartment is, setting the bag close by but not near the door either. If anyone finds her, it'll be through luck.]
Hey, be sure to beat that game by the time I come back, all right~? I'm counting on you!
[When she realizes that she's been put down, she starts making a fuss again.]
Don't think I'm going to forget this, you little shit!
[She realizes that something's wrong, but that doesn't mean she isn't going to get revenge for this humiliation. In fact, she's already fucking with his tablet as she speaks.
[A mysterious box has been left at Ene's door in the early hours of morning. Opening it reveals this and this charming souvenir tucked beneath it. There's even a card!]
Merry Christmas!! I hope this makes up for before~
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Where did he go to???
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[In reality she was just being lazy.]
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...there is no label to describe the thing Ene does.
Let me see!
there's too meney terms to use
Yup! Hang on, hang on. Let me open it, all right? [He opens up a couple of folders, searching for the game file. When he finds it, he opens that. It's a sort of first-person shooter.]
I bet it's way too hard, even for Ene.
This thread is cute why are you going to ruin it.
[She wastes absolutely no time in starting up the game.]
Let me get the hang of it, and then I'll help you!
[And playing!]
im so sorry sobs
Then, without warning, he suddenly shuts off the connection to the network and sets the tablet down.]
Is this revenge
Hey~ What'd you do that for?
[She's not alarmed yet. Just curious.]
yes
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Where'd you go? Are you going to the bathroom?
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Hey, you know...! I can't get back unless you turn your internet back on, so make sure to turn it on soon, okay?
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[She presses even harder against the screen.]
What are you doing? You're not doing something gross, are you? Pervert~
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[So saying, he picks up the tablet again.]
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[She's actually laughing.]
What are you going to do about it?
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Well, I have to make sure nobody can ever find out! So... [And suddenly, he drops her right in a trash can.]
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Eh?!
[She tumbles along with the tablet, and since it lands face down...it's suddenly very dark!]
Hey! ...Hey! Fox-face, this isn't funny! Did you throw me in the garbage!? That's really disrespectful! [He probably can't even hear her since the speakers are muffled now, but she's yelling anyway!] What's wrong with you?!
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Fox-face! Let me out of this thing! Where are you going?!
[Ene's starting to panic a little. Are you serious? What's wrong with this guy? He's never been like this before, has he? Is he seriously going to leave her here? ...With no escape? What if no one ever finds her and it goes dead? What then? She'll be stuck in darkness.
She's absolutely helpless.]
Hey!
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Eventually, he makes his way to where Kisaragi's apartment is, setting the bag close by but not near the door either. If anyone finds her, it'll be through luck.]
Hey, be sure to beat that game by the time I come back, all right~? I'm counting on you!
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Don't think I'm going to forget this, you little shit!
[She realizes that something's wrong, but that doesn't mean she isn't going to get revenge for this humiliation. In fact, she's already fucking with his tablet as she speaks.
GOD SHE HASN'T BEEN THIS MAD IN A WHILE.]
on christmas day
Merry Christmas!! I hope this makes up for before~